Tweets of Friar Laurence
I just wed Romeo Montague and Juliet Caplulet. Both of them love too violently, and something tells me that they aren't going to last, like Romeo and Rosaline. What should I do? #couplegoals #newlyweds (Act II, Scene VI)
Juliet married the enemy.. honestly it's her decision and I love Juliet! I just don't know how everyone else will react.. #yikes #julietsgettingrizzy #pariswastheobviouschoicebutisupport #verydisappointing (Act II, Scene VI)

Was having a lovely morning picking the plants till Romeo comes running from who knows where. Talking about some girl that they need to be wed, And the girl was a capulet, when yesterday he was being a crybaby about Rosaline? but a idea struck me. (Act II, Scene III)

Oh my God, these weird little kids are trying to get married, THEY MET YESTERDAY, Romeo has no common sense for real. At least it'll stop this family beef.
#Whytheselilkidsgettinmarried (Act II, Scene III)
I may just be the smartest person ever.. I married two fueding families together and now they'll make peace! #feelindevious (Act II, Scene VI)

Romeo came to me to marry Juliet, but I don't think they love each other, and I was not going to marry them, but they can stop the family fighting (Act II, Scene VI)
Romeo just came to me asking me to marry him, and Juliet a CAPULET!!! I said no because I knew he was just in love with someone else, and there's no way he moved on this quickly. Then I thought to myself that their getting married might stop all the fighting. (Act II, Scene III)
Oh Romeo, I can't be with you already over Rosaline? I thought you loved her? Now you like this girl Juliet and already want me to wed y'all all, I guess I'll help. (Act II, Scene VI)

These children dream of true love, though they move from one onto another in a heartbeat. I feel they should be educated in the idea of a relationship, but the Capulets and Montagues' nonsense stretch far too long. (Act II, Scene III)